Girl Scout Cookies

New campaign to get people to buy Girl Scout Cookies.

Posted by Jimmy Daniels Posted in: Funny No Comments » October 2009

Hip Hop Flight Attendant

Posted by Jimmy Daniels Posted in: Funny 1 Comment » April 2009

Proper ATM Usage Instructions

First insert your card in the correct slot.

I wonder how many people put it in the wrong slots before they posted the notes.

Posted by Jimmy Daniels Posted in: Funny No Comments » February 2009

WV Wireless Ahead of It’s Time

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and they came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: “California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers”.

One week later, ‘The Redneck Rebel Gazette’ in West Virginia reported the
following:
After digging as deep as 30 feet in a corn field, Bubba Ray Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, West Virginia had already gone wireless.

Posted by Jimmy Daniels Posted in: Funny, West Virginia No Comments » January 2009

New Microsoft Ad Campaign

There was a lot of people who blogged about how bad the new ad campaign from Microsoft looked with this first commercial.

Now, obviously they have to set it up if it is going to be a campaign, like the Apple ads, and this was obviously supposed to be about nothing to start with, hello, can you say Seinfeld? It’s like all people do nowadays is use their blogs to bitch about stuff, but I guess that’s the way it’s always been. I thought the first one was funny and the second one below is pretty good too. Here’s to many more.

Posted by Jimmy Daniels Posted in: Advertising, Funny, Microsoft 1 Comment » September 2008

Someone is Wrong on the Interweb

This is hilarious, check out the site here.

Posted by Jimmy Daniels Posted in: Cartoons, Funny No Comments » May 2008

Cows with Guns

I figured most people had seen this one, but a friend sent it to me the other day, so I thought I’d post it here just in case some of you haven’t seen it.

Posted by Jimmy Daniels Posted in: Funny, Video Blogging No Comments » March 2008

Funny Pic

In my head he sounds like James Earl Jones

Posted by Jimmy Daniels Posted in: Funny No Comments » March 2008

This Just In…..West Virginia Governor Resigns

West Virginia Governor Resigns
20 Dec. 2007
Charleston WV–AP

West Virginia Governor Joe Manchin said today that he is resigning to take a similar post as Governor of Michigan. Michigan offered more money. It’s as simple as that, said Manchin in an interview.
This comes on the heels of an announcement yesterday that newly-remodeled Chuck Yeager Airport in Charleston WV will be moving to Battle Creek MI to replace aging airport facilities there.

I heard Michigan is looking for a new state capitol building. Someone better tie ours down before they take that, too, said a life-long West Virginia resident.

Earlier this year West Virginia University’s basketball coach, John Beilein, was hired away by University of Michigan, and in a similar move two days ago, WVU’s football coach, Rich Rodriguez, announced his resignation to become head coach of the Michigan Wolverine football program.

WVU Professor of Zoology John White observed, Wolverines are related to weasels. They are slow, clumsy, have bad eyesight, and you can smell them a mile away.

Armed workers at the Toyota engine factory in Putnam County WV have reportedly set up patrol lines around the plant to make sure it stays put.

Posted by Jimmy Daniels Posted in: Funny, West Virginia No Comments » December 2007

Santa’s Trial Takes a Bad Turn

Posted by Jimmy Daniels Posted in: Christmas, Funny No Comments » December 2007

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